RFC 1927 INFORMATIONAL HUMOR · MIME TYPES

Joke MIME Types: Suggested Additional MIME Types for Associating Documents

An April 1st parody that imagines electronic staples and paper clips for documents.

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PUBLISHED
April 1996
AUTHORS
C. Rogers
STREAM
INDEPENDENT
DOI
10.17487/RFC1927
ERRATA
Reported errata

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Network Working Group                                          C. Rogers
Request for Comments: 1927                                           ISI
Category: Informational                                     1 April 1996


       Suggested Additional MIME Types for Associating Documents

Status of this Memo

   This memo provides information for the Internet community.  This memo
   does not specify an Internet standard of any kind.  Distribution of
   this memo is unlimited.

1)      New MIME Types: Staple and "Paper" Clip

        1) indicates the degree of binding of multipart documents:
           stapled documents should stay together on the desktop,
           while paper clipped ones should be easily spreadable

        2) big paper clips vs small ones; heirarchical assembly

        3) big vs small for large documents vs. small ones?

        4) warning!  the presence of electronic staples or paper clips
           may break some programs, particularly those designed to do
           high-speed copying!

2)      patents on the electronic staple and paper clip

        1) use First Virtual to record a charge each time new staples
           or paper clips are made.

        2) to reduce transmission charges, electronic staples should be
           bought in boxes of 5000.  Reference: Apple's "bento"
           technology?

        3) electonic staples should have a standard "size and shape"
           so a supply of staples could be used be used by several
           programs.

3)      recycling electronic staples and paper clips

        1) to assure proper accounting, and to detect patent violations
           (people making their own electronic staples), it may be
           necessary to attach a certificate to each staple or paper
           clip.

        2) When a file or folder is deleted, a "recycler" program could
           look inside for staples or paper clips that could be reused
           or recycled.

                1) staples could be reycled for a small credit

                2) paper clips could be reused.

4)      custom-look electronic staples and paper clips

        1) when stabled or clipped documents are displayed on the
           desktop, there should be some icon or visual indicator to
           show the presence of the (possibly removable) staple
           or paper clip

        2) "color=" and "shape=" attributes in the MIME line should
           allow senders to customize the appearance of individual
           staples or paper clips.

                1) this could have some significance for office filing
                   systems, for instance: a silver paper clip could
                   trigger one workflow component, while
                   a gold paper clip could trigger another.

        3) "src=" would allow the specification of a URL of the image to
           be shown, for even greater control of appearance.

        4) it should be possible to specify 3D modelling of your custom
           paper clip, for electronic desktops being viewed through
           virtual reality headsets

5)      electronic paper clip sculpture

        1) instead of discarding or reusing paper clips, it should be
           possible to "bend" them and display the resulting sculpture
           on the desktop

                1) a morphing interface would be suitable

        2) linked chains of paper clips

        3) each paper clip should keep track of how many times it has
           been  bent.  Above a certain limit, the clip should fail.

6)      electronic paper clips as page flags

        1) in addition to using electronic paper clips to group related
           documents, it should be possible to attach an electronic
           paper clip to a single page of a multipage document or
           collection of documents.  This highlights or draws
           attention to the page.

        2) it should be possible to include positioning information
           with the electronic paper clip, to mark specific paragraphs
           or sentences

        3) combinations of color, shape, size, position, orientation,
           etc. could have special meaning

7)      additional safety hazards of electronic paper clips

        1) they should not be used on data flines which might end up in
           the hands of very small children

                1) thus, one should consider keeping them in a locked
                   drawer of the electonic desk on home PCs

        2) they should not be attached to documents on floppy disks, as
           they may erase portions of the floppy

Security Considerations

   Security issues are not discussed in this memo.

Author's Address

   Craig Milo Rogers
   USC/Information Sciences Institute
   4676 Admiralty Way
   Marina del Rey, CA 90292

   Phone: 310-822-1511
   EMail: rogers@isi.edu

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PROBLEMThis RFC does not solve a technical problem; it jokes about associating digital documents with office supplies.
MECHANISMIt imagines staple and paper-clip media types, complete with appearance settings, recycling, patents, and safety warnings.
THE JOKEThis April 1st joke is informational and does not specify an Internet standard.

§1A Joke About Binding Digital Documents

This April 1st memo suggests new MIME types called “staple” and “paper clip” for associating parts of multipart documents. It contrasts documents that should stay together with ones meant to be spread apart.

The proposal is presented as a series of suggestions, not as a formal registration. The RFC says it does not specify an Internet standard.

The memo jokes that digital documents need electronic office supplies. Staples would keep items together, while clips would allow them to be separated.

§2Imagined Features and Custom Appearance

The memo suggests hierarchical sizes, visible icons, and “color=” and “shape=” attributes for customizing clips. A “src=” attribute could point to an image, and the document even mentions three-dimensional models for virtual-reality headsets.

It also imagines certificates attached to each staple or clip to support accounting and detect unauthorized copying. These ideas parody the complexity of technical proposals.

The imagined clips could have colors, shapes, and pictures. The RFC extends the joke to patents, certificates, and 3D models.

§3Recycling, Page Flags, and Warnings

The memo proposes looking for reusable clips when a file or folder is deleted, and bending clips into desktop sculptures. It also suggests attaching a clip to one page or a particular passage in a larger document.

Its final warnings claim electronic clips could be unsafe around small children or damage floppy disks. The security section says security issues are not discussed.

The joke imagines recycling clips and using them to mark pages. It ends with absurd warnings about digital clips and floppy disks.